surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you sergeant, general, commander. you’d be my authority figure

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tbh i love those fucked up gifs that make everyone react like “wtf”

give me an example

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i cant 

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12 Epic Home Remodeling Ideas

icanrelateto:

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Sunken Bathtub

This remodeling idea only works if your master bathroom is on the first floor, but it’s pretty awesome. Build a sunken enclosure for a pre-built bathtub or make your own mini-pool right in the floor. It does take up a lot of space, but it’s so much more convenient and…

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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